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The Morgan At Provost Square – Elevator Down

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From: B A (Manager)
Date: January 28, 2019, 4:54 pm
Subject: Elevator Down

Dear Valued Residents of The Morgan,

The team and I have been working all day to try to get the down elevator repaired. Unfortunately, the part we need for the repairs is uncommon and not in stock with our elevator company. We have a guarantee for delivery by Wednesday January 30, 2019 as it needs to be shipped from Texas. We are working on locating the part in New Jersey and New York but haven’t had much luck. We sincerely apologize for the inconvenience this causes you all and will continue to work towards a quicker solution with Otis Elevator Company. If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to reach out to me directly at 201.433.7000 or email me at [email protected].

Thank you,
B A
Property Manager

New year, new B—?  Although elevators have been better since the property manager was finally hired, they still break down from time to time and B— doesn’t send out a notice when they do.  It would be nice to see that change.

Also, we now have official acknowledgement that Otis is still the elevator maintenance company.  So why did Absentee Jane swear all of last year that the elevators were breaking due to poor maintenance and that a new elevator company would fix everything?  Obviously the switch never happened.  This lends credence to our theory that the elevators installed were of the “bargain basement” variety – cheap parts that break often and are not in common use.  Blaming the vendor was just an excuse.

The Morgan At Provost Square – February Pet of the Month

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From: B A (Manager)
Date: January 28, 2019, 2:59 pm
Subject: February Pet of the Month

Happy Monday Valued Residents of The Morgan,
Send us pictures of your four legged friends for a chance to win February Pet of the Month!!!

Thanks,
The Morgan Management Team

*ahem*:

We are working on getting the Pet Salon completed and opened for our furry friends. More news to come on that.

The Morgan At Provost Square – Trivia Night!

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From: B A (Manager)
Date: January 23, 2019, 5:34 pm
Subject: Trivia Night!

Dear valued residents of The Morgan,
Join us TONIGHT at 6 PM for Trivia Night! We will have pizza, beer, wine and a chance to win up to $500 in concessions!!

Hope to see you all there,
The Morgan Team

Q: How long does it take to get from the PH1 level to the ground floor?
A: TAKE THE STAIRS, PEASANT!

Q: If person A boards elevator PE3 and goes to the 17th floor at the same time as person B boards elevator PE4 and goes to the 20th floor, which person will arrive at their destination first?
A: TAKE THE STAIRS, PEASANT!

Q: Why does PE1 only go to the 12th floor?
A: TAKE THE STAIRS, PEASANT!

Q: The Morgan’s construction completed in what year?
A: TAKE THE STAIRS, PEASANT!

Needless to say, management did not invite Please No Morgan staff to help write questions.  We are ready and willing to help if you need us though!

The Morgan At Provost Square – Storage Unit

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From: B A (Manager)
Date: January 23, 2019, 9:46 am
Subject: Storage Unit

Good morning Valued Residents of The Morgan,

We have been conducting a storage unit audit. The following units have not been claimed:

206
210
216
220
301
318

If your unit is mentioned above please let the office know by Monday, January 28th. If these units are not claimed by that date they will be locked out.

Thank you,
B

If no one claims these units, can we have a Morgan-themed junkyard auction show?  Residents can bid on the contents sight unseen and then we will film the big reveal.  What would we find?  Here are some guesses:

The Morgan At Provost Square – The Morgan Holiday Office Hours

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From: B A (Manager)
Date: December 20, 2018, 9:02 am
Subject: The Morgan Holiday Office Hours

Dear Valued Residents at The Morgan,

We would like to take this opportunity to wish you a happy holiday season! Please make note that the holiday office hours are as follows:

Monday, December 24, 2018 Closed

Tuesday, December 25, 2018 Closed

Monday, December 31, 2018 Closed

Tuesday, January 1, 2019 Closed

We recommend that you test your oven and stove before the holidays to ensure that all is working properly so that you can cook that fabulous holiday meal!

Emergency maintenance service will be available to you throughout the holidays. Please call the leasing office at 201-433-7000 and follow the prompts. If you are experiencing a true emergency, please dial “911” immediately.

Thank you for your cooperation and wishing you all Happy Holidays!

Best,

The Team at The Morgan

The Morgan At Provost Square – Come down to the holiday party!

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From: B A (Manager)
Date: December 19, 2018, 7:04 pm
Subject: Come down to the holiday party!

Hey hey Morgan residents!

The holiday party has started! Come join us in the 8th floor living room! There’s food and drinks and lots of fun!

See you all soon,
B

This is exclusionary to residents of floors 7 and below who had to come UP to the party.  Just kidding!  This is the magical time of year where residents and management alike can get together, set aside our differences, and get turnt.  The party was pretty good and we think everyone enjoyed blowing off some steam and enjoying the food and drinks.  Extra thanks go out to building maintenance who cleaned all of that up, including the smashed red wine bottle in the 8th floor lobby.

The Morgan At Provost Square – The Morgan Holiday Party

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From: B A (Manager)
Date: December 13, 2018, 10:43 am
Subject: The Morgan Holiday Party

Good Morning Valued Residents of The Morgan,

Please join us for our holiday party on December 19 from 7 PM – 9 PM. We will have catered food with lots of beer and wine! Ugly sweaters are highly encouraged.

Hope to see you all there!

The Morgan Management Team

Kudos to B— for planning more resident events in the past three months than there have been all year.

The Morgan At Provost Square – The Morgan and City Harvest Food Drive

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From: B A (Manager)
Date: December 12, 2018, 3:10 pm
Subject: The Morgan and City Harvest Food Drive

Dear Valued Residents of The Morgan,

We hope you are all having a fantastic day! The Morgan is excited to participate in a food drive with City Harvest. We would like to thank Juhi for all her help in organizing this for our building. We truly admire your generosity and efforts to make this happen!

More than 1.2 million New Yorkers are struggling to put food on their tables. You can dish out the love and help our neighbors in need by donating directly to The Morgan Food Drive this holiday season! You can show your support by:

• Bringing non-perishable food items to the box located near the front desk
• Donating funds online at www.cityharvest.org/dailynewsvfd.
Every $1 donated helps City Harvest rescue four pounds of food that would otherwise go to waste.

Tips for community participation in The Morgan Food Drive:
• Most needed food items include: canned foods, vegetables, and proteins such as tuna or beans, peanut butter (in plastic jars), packaged macaroni and cheese, hot and cold cereals (packaged and family-sized), soups, and juice packs.
• Encourage neighbors to tell friends and family about The Morgan Food Drive to make an even bigger impact.

• Please note: City Harvest cannot accept unlabeled or dented cans, open packaging, products that need to be refrigerated, homemade foods, or expired products.