It’s Saturday, so why is PE4 flashing the dreaded “IS” indicator at 10:30 AM?  The possibilities are endless:

• Someone forgot to put it back in service from Friday’s moves
• An unauthorized Saturday move
• Maintenance decided to take it out of service instead of waiting like everyone else
• The wind is keeping the door from closing
• It’s broken again
• Blame Otis
• A super critical part is on order that can only be found growing wild in the Amazon (the rainforest, not the retailer)
• “IS” means Incredibly Speedy, so speedy you can’t even get in!
• TAKE THE STAIRS, PEASANT!