Month: January 2019

The Morgan At Provost Square – Elevator Down

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From: B A (Manager)
Date: January 28, 2019, 4:54 pm
Subject: Elevator Down

Dear Valued Residents of The Morgan,

The team and I have been working all day to try to get the down elevator repaired. Unfortunately, the part we need for the repairs is uncommon and not in stock with our elevator company. We have a guarantee for delivery by Wednesday January 30, 2019 as it needs to be shipped from Texas. We are working on locating the part in New Jersey and New York but haven’t had much luck. We sincerely apologize for the inconvenience this causes you all and will continue to work towards a quicker solution with Otis Elevator Company. If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to reach out to me directly at 201.433.7000 or email me at [email protected].

Thank you,
B A
Property Manager

New year, new B—?  Although elevators have been better since the property manager was finally hired, they still break down from time to time and B— doesn’t send out a notice when they do.  It would be nice to see that change.

Also, we now have official acknowledgement that Otis is still the elevator maintenance company.  So why did Absentee Jane swear all of last year that the elevators were breaking due to poor maintenance and that a new elevator company would fix everything?  Obviously the switch never happened.  This lends credence to our theory that the elevators installed were of the “bargain basement” variety – cheap parts that break often and are not in common use.  Blaming the vendor was just an excuse.

The Morgan At Provost Square – February Pet of the Month

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From: B A (Manager)
Date: January 28, 2019, 2:59 pm
Subject: February Pet of the Month

Happy Monday Valued Residents of The Morgan,
Send us pictures of your four legged friends for a chance to win February Pet of the Month!!!

Thanks,
The Morgan Management Team

*ahem*:

We are working on getting the Pet Salon completed and opened for our furry friends. More news to come on that.

The Morgan At Provost Square – Trivia Night!

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From: B A (Manager)
Date: January 23, 2019, 5:34 pm
Subject: Trivia Night!

Dear valued residents of The Morgan,
Join us TONIGHT at 6 PM for Trivia Night! We will have pizza, beer, wine and a chance to win up to $500 in concessions!!

Hope to see you all there,
The Morgan Team

Q: How long does it take to get from the PH1 level to the ground floor?
A: TAKE THE STAIRS, PEASANT!

Q: If person A boards elevator PE3 and goes to the 17th floor at the same time as person B boards elevator PE4 and goes to the 20th floor, which person will arrive at their destination first?
A: TAKE THE STAIRS, PEASANT!

Q: Why does PE1 only go to the 12th floor?
A: TAKE THE STAIRS, PEASANT!

Q: The Morgan’s construction completed in what year?
A: TAKE THE STAIRS, PEASANT!

Needless to say, management did not invite Please No Morgan staff to help write questions.  We are ready and willing to help if you need us though!

The Morgan At Provost Square – Storage Unit

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From: B A (Manager)
Date: January 23, 2019, 9:46 am
Subject: Storage Unit

Good morning Valued Residents of The Morgan,

We have been conducting a storage unit audit. The following units have not been claimed:

206
210
216
220
301
318

If your unit is mentioned above please let the office know by Monday, January 28th. If these units are not claimed by that date they will be locked out.

Thank you,
B

If no one claims these units, can we have a Morgan-themed junkyard auction show?  Residents can bid on the contents sight unseen and then we will film the big reveal.  What would we find?  Here are some guesses: