The Morgan At Provost Square – Pets on the 8th Floor

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From: B A (Manager)
Date: June 13, 2019, 1:38 pm
Subject: Pets on the 8th Floor

Dear Valued Residents of The Morgan,
We are reaching out today to ask for your support in keeping The Morgan beautiful. We have recently noticed that many pets’ owners have been using the 8th floor amenity deck to walk their animals. This creates an unsanitary environment for all our residents and destroys the landscaping on the 8th floor. We kindly ask that pets are walked at street level to allow for an enjoyable experience for all our neighbors. Additionally, pets are only allowed in designated areas which include the dog run and dog spa. Please be considerate of your neighbors and keep your pets on a leash unless they are in the designated areas. Failure to do so can result in fines or removal of the animals from the property.
We thank you again for your anticipated cooperation in helping us maintain a beautiful and clean community for everyone to enjoy.
B A

Overall this is not an unreasonable request, but of course tone-deaf B— takes it to the next level by threatening “removal of the animals from the property” with her usual gracelessness.  We also humbly suggest that before admonishing pet-owner residents about only using the designated areas for their pets, that maybe you should take a peek at said designated areas and take care of any lingering maintenance items.  Like, for example, the giant giardia-infested lake of sewer water that has been festering in the dog run all week:

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The Morgan at Provost Square’s dog run: Puppy paradise or toxic cesspool?

Side note: We can’t speak for all residents, but everyone here at Please No Morgan would pay to see B— trying to confiscate a resident’s froofy dog.

The Morgan At Provost Square – The Morgan BBQ

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From: Gigi Valderrama (Leasing)
Date: June 5, 2019, 10:58 am
Subject: The Morgan BBQ

Our apologies to Residents of The Morgan,

Due to the weather once again, we need to reschedule the Resident BBQ. We just can’t catch a break!! It is said to begin raining around early evening, so to avoid soggy burger buns we will update you all when this will take place. We are hoping next week! fingers crossed!!

The Morgan Team

We would like to recognize Gigi for sharing the delightful phrase “soggy burger buns” on this rainy Wednesday.

The Morgan At Provost Square – Alex’s Lemonade Stand

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From: B A (Manager)
Date: June 4, 2019, 1:31 pm
Subject: Alex’s Lemonade Stand

Dear Valued Residents of The Morgan,

As you may know, Toll Brothers Apartment Living is a proud sponsor of Alex’s Lemonade Stand Foundation™. This worthwhile organization shares the vision of its founder and creator, Alexandra “Alex” Scott (1996-2004) — a cure for all children with cancer. Alex was diagnosed with Neuroblastoma, an aggressive form of childhood cancer, just before her first birthday. When she was four years old, she told her parents she wanted to set up a lemonade stand. Her plan was to give the money to doctors to help them find a cure. Alex’s Lemonade Stand Foundation was started by her parents in 2005, the year after she passed away, to continue the work that Alex began. To date, the Foundation has raised more than $150 million towards fulfilling Alex’s dream of finding a cure, funding over 800 cutting-edge research projects at 135 institutions.

On Saturday, June 1 – Sunday, June 9, 2019, we will be helping to make Alex’s dream come true, and you can be a part of it! We will be setting up a lemonade stand at The Morgan!

In addition to enjoying a cup at our community lemonade stand, there are several ways in which you can help us fight the battle against childhood cancer! To make a credit card donation, please visit https://www.alexslemonade.org/mypage/1704173. Make sure you select “The Morgan at Provost Square” as the team member. To make a cash or check donation, simply stop by our leasing office. Checks can be made payable to: Alex’s Lemonade Stand Foundation.

Your time and donation are greatly appreciated. Thank you in advance for your support.

Sincerely,

B A

The Morgan At Provost Square – No-Smoking Policy

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From: Valentin Bujor (Leasing)
Date: June 1, 2019, 1:41 pm
Subject: No-Smoking Policy

Good Afternoon –

This is a reminder regarding the No-Smoking policy at The Morgan at Provost Square. Please refer to the No-Smoking Addendum signed as part of your lease package which outlines that there is no smoking in the community. This includes all indoor and outdoor common areas and amenity areas as well as inside the apartment units.

If you have any questions regarding this policy, please contact us to discuss further.

Thank you,
The Morgan at Provost Square

Does this also apply to the elevators when they periodically catch on fire, or is this just for residents?  Asking for a friend.

The Morgan At Provost Square – Fire Alarm Inspection

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From: Gigi Valderrama (Leasing)
Date: May 29, 2019, 1:15 pm
Subject: Fire Alarm Inspection

Dear Valued Residents of The Morgan,
We wanted to inform you that tomorrow, May 30, 2019 we will be conducting a fire alarm inspection. You can expect the strobe lights in the building to flash, the alarms to sound, and the intercom to active in your apartment. Please disregard the fire signals during the test.
Thank you,
The Morgan Team

WOW, advance notice this time!  Next step is to send out a communication after testing is concluded to instruct residents to NOT disregard fire signals.  Fingers crossed.

The Morgan At Provost Square – Postponed BBQ

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From: Gigi Valderrama (Leasing)
Date: May 28, 2019, 1:35 pm
Subject: Postponed BBQ

Hello To All Our Wonderful Residents of The Morgan,

As excited as we were to do the BBQ Resident Event, we do need to postpone it due to the upcoming weather tomorrow. We will now do it on Wednesday June 5th from 6pm-8pm as it is expected to be clearer skies…… fingers crossed!
We will update the flyers in the elevator for confirmation this week.

Best- The Morgan Team

The Morgan At Provost Square – Memorial Day Office Hour Changes

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From: B A (Manager)
Date: May 24, 2019, 9:53 am
Subject: Memorial Day Office Hour Changes

Dear Valued Residents of The Morgan,
In observance of Memorial Day, our office will close today at 3 PM and will be closed on Monday, May 27th. We will reopen on Tuesday, May 28th at 10:00am.
If you are experiencing a maintenance emergency, please contact our concierge team.
Have a happy and safe Memorial Day.

Do the elevators count as a maintenance emergency?